Free Funny Love Letters
Sometimes humor is the ideal way to express your feelings. So I'm putting together some humorous love letters that you can use word for word or for inspiration in your own effort. Please use the social buttons to let me know how you like the page and whether I ought to continue writing more of these.
_Funny Love Letter #1
It was warm today, and I thought of you. Yes, because you're warm too, I'm sure. But mostly because it got me to thinking of tropical beaches; palm trees; a gentle surf. And of course you, coconut drink in hand (unless you don't like coconut) and relaxing in your bikini, soaking in the sun.
Not, that -- I was focused on you in a bikini. I mean, I was, but not because of the bikini. It's because I love you and my focus is always on you.
Though, not when you need alone time, of course. Or a girls' night out. I totally respect that. You don't have to lose your sense of self just because of our relationship. I just mean that, when you want me focused on you, I always am, and always will be.
Except, like, if you ask me to paint the living room or mow the lawn or wash the car. Then I'd be focused on that. But only because you wanted me to do a good job, so really, it's like being focused on you.
Oh, and when I'm reading something, or playing a video game (when you're out with the girls, not when you're trying to talk with me), then I've kind of got to focus on those things. But those are just down time.
Oh, my boss too -- you know, he's a real pain in the butt. He really wants us to work and get things done -- without messing up, too. So at work I've got to pay attention to what I'm doing. But I'll always have a picture of you on my desk.
And that's what I'm saying: that really, any time I can, my focus is totally on you, and always will be. And I was thinking about that because of the warm weather today, and because of you. In a bikini.
Love you so much!
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